
The Maryland Crabballs, holding a strong
last place position in the Virtual Baseball League
(VBL), Is proud to announce a major acquisition to
its starting line-up. Jose Canstriko,
the league’s all-star center fielder will be
joining the Balls, effective immediately. Excited
at the prospect, young billionaire owner B.O.
Smelly has commented that “Jose will
be a valuable new member to our baseball family”.
The team manager, Major Constance Strain,
is somewhat concerned that this addition to the roster
could disrupt his plans for the team, which is lead
by its’ current center fielder, Willie
Daze. Willie is accompanied by his overbearing
wife, Stormy Daze, who’s here
to protect her investment….namely Willie’s
million dollar contract. Hopefully, Willie’s
agent, Anita Deal, can pull some
strings and get him a better contract.
The
question is, when the dust clears and it’s all
on the line, will the outcome be “fair”
or will it be a strike out—in the most permanent
manner? Namely, Dead.
You be the judge…….