My fellow residents of Chrysler City, we are all gathered here at Kitty's Saloon to pay our last respects to one of our town's founding fathers, Bullworth Jefferson Manure (better known as "Bull"). Bull was shot in cold blood a few days ago by the notorious gunfighter, Annie Oaktree. Although she managed to escape, our Sheriff Hyatt Burp is hot on her trail and has promised her capture in a few days, which will be welcome news to Bull's only surviving family member Cow Patty Manure, who has already been through a lot this year.

Her boyfriend and well-known cattle wrestler, The Frisco Kid and his sidekick Jose' "Bootsy" Gonzalez, disappeard after the town's 1st annual sharp-shooting contest. However, all was not lost when the famous gambler, Blackie Blue married her and became the sole heir to Bull's land and money.

We can only hope that he will keep his hands on his money and wife, and not on the saloon owner Kitty Hawke. Just remember, what Bull always said ... "only play with the hand that's dealt ya, otherwise you'll end up under this ...

... "Deadman's Land"